Samuel Musabyimana

With the force of a hurricane and the finesse of a virtuoso, this Rwandan striker terrorizes defenses. Before each match, he insists on perfectly aligning all the water bottles in the team's cooler by color and size – a quirk his teammates find absurdly amusing. Dominating in the air and possessing a thunderous shot, he's a relentless force who bends the game to his will.