80Tomaz João

• RARE
• 175 CM
• 81 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: April 19, 2026

This assertive Portuguese engine dominates the air with a world-class aerial prowess that defies his stature, even if his leaden feet sometimes stumble over simple dribbling tasks. To find his focus, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left boot before every kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates struggling to keep a straight face. He is an relentless machine of endurance and power, ready to bully opponents across the pitch for ninety minutes.