88Rene Cervera

• EPIC
• 175 CM
• 74 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: March 18, 2026

With his lightning-fast dribbling, this charismatic Spaniard dances past defenders like they are statues, even though his shaky balance sometimes makes him tip over like a confused flamingo. He is famous for the time he dribbled through an entire youth squad and paused to ask the goalkeeper for directions to the nearest churros stand before tapping the ball home. His clinical penalties and phenomenal first touch make him an absolute nightmare for any goalkeeper.