96Etienne Bouda

• MYTHIC
• 186 CM
• 85 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: March 17, 2026

Towering over defenders with velvet touch and lethal velocity, this assertive Burkina Faso maestro turns every pitch into his personal playground. After surviving a childhood plagued by chronic stage fright that paralyzed him on the school pitch, he transmuted that vulnerability into a ruthless drive that now leaves opponents shell-shocked. He dominates with fluid, physics-defying agility, though he remains famously prone to over-celebrating with elaborate, rhythmic dance routines.