94Alexis Miranda

• 191 CM
• 86 KG
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• ISSUED: August 09, 2026

• LEGENDARY
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Towering over the goal line with supreme arrogance, this Chilean maestro uses supernatural reflexes to turn impossible shots into routine catches. He insists on balancing a single unwashed sock on his head for ten minutes before kickoff, a ritual his bewildered teammates now pointedly ignore. Despite his horrific distribution under pressure, his ego remains as impenetrable as his gloves.