85Marina Koller

• 173 CM
• 77 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: August 30, 2026

• EPIC
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With thunderous shot power and blistering acceleration, this Swiss striker is a force of nature who turns every penalty into an inevitable goal. Her only quirk is insisting on eating a single, perfectly room-temperature olive before kickoff, leaving her teammates bewildered as they watch her spit the pit onto the pitch with absolute confidence. Despite her clinical brilliance, her heavy first touch remains a comical hurdle that often forces her to recover her own erratic ball.