89Hannes Hermann

• 183 CM
• 86 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 15, 2026

• EPIC
• Tarastchuk

This lightning-quick German forward treats the penalty box like his personal playground, dismantling defenses with elite instinct and a cannon for a right foot, despite possessing the grace of a bowling ball when turning. To stay focused, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his teammates before kickoff, leaving them bewildered but intimidated by his supreme confidence. While his composure in front of goal is surgical, his blatant arrogance and lack of agility keep everyone on their toes.