83Jamerson Assunção

• 189 CM
• 77 KG
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• ISSUED: August 23, 2026

• RARE
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This flamboyant Brazilian goalkeeper transforms the penalty box into a theater, darting off his line with reckless flair to neutralize threats before they materialize. His supernatural reflexes make highlight-reel saves look mundane, though he occasionally causes cardiac arrests by choosing to parry routine shots instead of simply holding them. He famously once sprinted halfway across the pitch just to celebrate a goal with his teammates, leaving his own net completely unguarded for a solid thirty seconds.