85Kaja Milic

• 185 CM
• 81 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: August 15, 2026

• EPIC
• Nathaldo96

Standing at an imposing 185cm, this Croatian striker uses lethal acceleration to leave defenders in the dust before launching unstoppable thunderbolts at goal, though her lack of balance often sees her clattering into the advertising hoardings. She insists on whispering specific IKEA assembly instructions to her left cleat before kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves her teammates both bewildered and mildly terrified. Her predatory instinct is undeniable, provided she stays on her feet long enough to connect with the ball.