86Johann Meier

• 166 CM
• 73 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: September 11, 2026

• EPIC
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This fiery Swiss dynamo uses his explosive pace and unnatural vertical leap to dominate both wings, despite a tendency to occasionally lunge into reckless tackles. He prepares for every kickoff by meticulously polishing his boots with a damp toothbrush while blindfolded, a strange ritual his teammates now silently ignore to avoid his wrath. His combination of sheer tenacity and pint-sized agility makes him a nightmare for attackers who dare to challenge him.