81Showa Matsushita

• 192 CM
• 80 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 20, 2026

• RARE
• goat#3046

This flamboyant Japanese goalkeeper turns the goal into a stage with his superhuman reflexes and spectacular diving, even though his performance remains frustratingly lackluster during penalties. To stay focused, he insists on whispering cheesy puns to his gloves before every kickoff, forcing teammates to steer clear while laughing in disbelief. His technical command of the box is masterful, but it is his ritualistic eccentricity that truly defines his presence on the pitch.