
83
Thoresen
CB
25
87pac
40sho
77pas
71dri
81def
87phy
83Linda Thoresen
- 182 CM
- 81 KG
- NATIONALITY:
- ISSUED: July 18, 2026
- RARE
- Suspect59320
A silent titan on the pitch, she treats opposing strikers like ragdolls with her terrifying blend of elite strength and leaping ability, though her shaky defensive IQ occasionally leaves her chasing shadows. She famously once accidentally punched a locker room wall so hard it cracked, leaving the entire team terrified to even offer her a high-five. Her speed allows her to recover from any tactical lapses, acting as a one-woman fortress that never utters a word.
ST
WF
CF
WF
AM
WM
CM
WM
WB
DM
WB
FB
CB
FB
GK
- Matches Played147
- Goals0
- Goals/900.00
- xG/900.00
- Assists2
- Yellow Cards1
- Red Cards0
pace
87
ACCELERATION
85SPRINT SPEED
88shooting
40
ATTACKING IQ
28FINISHING
39SHOT POWER
43LONG SHOTS
30PENALTIES
28WEAK FOOT
73passing
77
GROUND PASS
66LOFTED PASS
85THROUGH PASS
75CROSSING
91CURVE
82FREE KICKS
65dribbling
71
CLOSE DRIBBLING
83SPRINT DRIBBLING
80FIRST TOUCH
65AGILITY
78BALANCE
74SKILLS
43defending
81
DEFENSIVE IQ
77STAND TACKLE
70SLIDE TACKLE
85JOCKEYING
83INTERCEPTIONS
81BLOCKING
88physicality
87
JUMPING
95STRENGTH
98AGGRESSION
75STAMINA
81HEADING
88