90Ineke Hermans

• 185 CM
• 84 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: August 27, 2026

• LEGENDARY
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As the most electrifying striker on the planet, her explosive acceleration and liquid-smooth skills turn defenders into mere spectators. While she remains abysmal at heading despite her frame, she offsets this by balancing on one leg and chanting bizarre Dutch folk songs to her boots before every match, leaving teammates both baffled and amused. Her ruthless finishing and lethal penalties are world-class, making this charismatic superstar the wildest spectacle in football.