84Olof Håkansson

• 182 CM
• 86 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 18, 2026

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After shattering his humerus while arm-wrestling a grizzly bear, this Swedish defensive pitbull returned with even more venom and a terrifying tactical brain. He dominates the midfield with bone-crunching tackles and an unmatched swagger, though his blatant arrogance often sees him testing the referee's patience. With elite pace and physical presence, he simply refuses to let anyone pass without paying the price.