87Joaninha Maravilha

• 181 CM
• 82 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 24, 2026

• EPIC
• shakeandbake1985

This humble Portuguese striker strikes like a lightning bolt, pairing elite acceleration with lethal precision inside the box, though she remains comically unable to head a ball straight. To center herself, she insists on braiding a strand of her teammate's ponytail while whispering an apology to the ball, a bizarre ritual that leaves the squad stifling giggles every single matchday. Her clinical finishing and blistering pace make her an unstoppable force despite that glaring aerial weakness.