87Yolanda van Der Haar

• 174 CM
• 80 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 20, 2026

• EPIC
• Anon

This unstoppable Dutch powerhouse dominates the midfield with startling ferocity and speed, making every tackle a brutal experience for the opposition. Before kickoff, she ritualistically chews a fresh basil leaf and spits it onto her socks for good luck, a quirk that never fails to amuse her teammates. Despite her overwhelming strength, she struggles significantly with basic ball control, turning every match into an exercise in pure, chaotic energy.