83Frenk Mattei

• 180 CM
• 82 KG
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• ISSUED: July 11, 2026

• RARE
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This reserved Italian striker cuts through defenses with blistering pace and electric dribbling, though his erratic finishing often leaves teammates pulling their hair out. Before every whistle, he religiously balances a single unpeeled banana on his forehead to find his flow state. While the rest of the squad finds this bizarre pre-match ritual deeply unsettling, they have learned to accept his silent, fruity focus.