84Petru Chow

• 174 CM
• 77 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 27, 2026

• RARE
• FORKANE

This lightning-fast Englishman dances past defenders with flair, though his lack of agility often leaves him tumbling clumsily when he tries to overcomplicate his footwork. He demands excellence, yet refuses to take the field unless he has first polished his left boot with a piece of premium English cheddar, leaving his bewildered teammates to gag at the lingering stench in the dressing room. He is undeniably brilliant, but his ego and unconventional rituals make him a polarising force.