82Terentyi Lytvyn

• 173 CM
• 81 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 29, 2026

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This Ukrainian attacking midfielder slices through defenses with glue-like close control and explosive acceleration, even though his long-range shooting is surprisingly toothless. To get into the zone, he insists on biting into a frozen clove of garlic before kickoff, a bizarre superstition that forces his teammates to keep their distance in the dressing room. His fiery intensity makes him a lethal creative engine, regardless of his laughable lack of power when he pulls the trigger.