89Kor Koelewijn

• 173 CM
• 82 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 19, 2026

• EPIC
• Benjiman86#4808

This Dutch wing wizard dances past defenders with blistering acceleration, though his frustrating tendency to over-dribble occasionally halts the attack. Before kickoff, he insists on balancing a single unpeeled banana on his forehead to find his flow, leaving his teammates both baffled and silently grateful for his flair. His swagger is unmatched, proving he believes he is the best player on the pitch even when he misplaces the simplest of passes.