83Samuel Valdes

• 182 CM
• 85 KG
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• ISSUED: July 12, 2026

• LEGEND
• BrasileiroFR

This Argentine striker is an explosive threat who leaves defenders in his wake with his incredible control, though he heads the ball like a literal lamp post. He insistently kisses his opponent's shoelaces before kick-off, a quirk that leaves his teammates completely baffled. His cocky attitude is matched only by his lethal ability to glide past players at high speed.