Theophile Noah
80
CM
Noah
FB
20
94pac
46sho
81pas
61dri
69def
88phy

80Theophile Noah

  • 173 CM
  • 81 KG
  • NATIONALITY: Cameroonian
  • ISSUED: June 06, 2026

This flamboyant Cameroonian fullback is a terrifying blend of lightning speed and raw power who never tires, though his defensive technique remains stubbornly chaotic. To lock in before kickoff, he insists on loudly reciting poetry to his left cleat, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both confused and slightly frightened. When he storms down the flank with unstoppable intensity, everyone ignores the defensive blunders because his sheer athleticism demands center stage.

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GK
  • Matches Played172
  • Goals5
  • Goals/900.06
  • xG/900.04
  • Assists19
  • Yellow Cards0
  • Red Cards0
pace
94
ACCELERATION
92
SPRINT SPEED
96
shooting
46
ATTACKING IQ
49
FINISHING
56
SHOT POWER
38
LONG SHOTS
32
PENALTIES
30
WEAK FOOT
71
passing
81
GROUND PASS
79
LOFTED PASS
84
THROUGH PASS
84
CROSSING
80
CURVE
75
FREE KICKS
85
dribbling
61
CLOSE DRIBBLING
57
SPRINT DRIBBLING
51
FIRST TOUCH
68
AGILITY
73
BALANCE
52
SKILLS
64
defending
69
DEFENSIVE IQ
71
STAND TACKLE
62
SLIDE TACKLE
74
JOCKEYING
67
INTERCEPTIONS
69
BLOCKING
73
physicality
88
JUMPING
88
STRENGTH
94
AGGRESSION
95
STAMINA
95
HEADING
67