
80
Noah
FB
20
94pac
46sho
81pas
61dri
69def
88phy
80Theophile Noah
- 173 CM
- 81 KG
- NATIONALITY:
- ISSUED: June 06, 2026
- RARE
- Luisdinesh1628
This flamboyant Cameroonian fullback is a terrifying blend of lightning speed and raw power who never tires, though his defensive technique remains stubbornly chaotic. To lock in before kickoff, he insists on loudly reciting poetry to his left cleat, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both confused and slightly frightened. When he storms down the flank with unstoppable intensity, everyone ignores the defensive blunders because his sheer athleticism demands center stage.
ST
WF
CF
WF
AM
WM
CM
WM
WB
DM
WB
FB
CB
FB
GK
- Matches Played172
- Goals5
- Goals/900.06
- xG/900.04
- Assists19
- Yellow Cards0
- Red Cards0
pace
94
ACCELERATION
92SPRINT SPEED
96shooting
46
ATTACKING IQ
49FINISHING
56SHOT POWER
38LONG SHOTS
32PENALTIES
30WEAK FOOT
71passing
81
GROUND PASS
79LOFTED PASS
84THROUGH PASS
84CROSSING
80CURVE
75FREE KICKS
85dribbling
61
CLOSE DRIBBLING
57SPRINT DRIBBLING
51FIRST TOUCH
68AGILITY
73BALANCE
52SKILLS
64defending
69
DEFENSIVE IQ
71STAND TACKLE
62SLIDE TACKLE
74JOCKEYING
67INTERCEPTIONS
69BLOCKING
73physicality
88
JUMPING
88STRENGTH
94AGGRESSION
95STAMINA
95HEADING
67