93Elmar Hagen

• 186 CM
• 89 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: September 30, 2026

• LEGENDARY
• Cheech&Choing

This Dutch striker dances through defensive lines with surgical precision and explosive speed, even if his vertical leap occasionally leaves something to be desired. Before every kickoff, he demands that teammates wrap his right boot in exactly 15 centimeters of blue electrical tape while he bellows opera arias, leaving the locker room equal parts amused and stunned. He is a natural force on the pitch who dominates the game with an inimitable combination of technical finesse and clinical finishing.