86Albert Hoogland

• 184 CM
• 84 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 17, 2026

• EPIC
• yumatam51

After shattering his vertebrae while slipping on a stray stroopwafel in the training room, this cocky Dutch marksman channeled that agony into becoming an unmovable force with lethal precision. He glides past defenders with hypnotic control and rockets shots from anywhere, though his wandering mind occasionally leaves his teammates questioning his vision. He is simply the most inevitable, arrogant finishing machine on the pitch.