89Valeria Suarez

• 189 CM
• 90 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: August 28, 2026

• EPIC
• KuRuK

Towering over defenders with a predatory instinct, this Colombian force combines lightning speed with surgical finishing to dismantle any backline. Before every kick-off, she meticulously balances a raw onion on her head for exactly ten seconds to find her calm, a bizarre ritual her bewildered teammates have learned to simply ignore. Despite her clinical prowess in the box, she somehow remains hilariously allergic to simple headers.