84Miika Laakso

• 177 CM
• 85 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 30, 2026

• RARE
• DeCaRBoon.

This Finnish fullback is a physical steamroller whose blistering speed and defensive tenacity mask a woeful heading ability. To lock in before kickoff, he demands to lick a silver teaspoon to feel superior, a quirk his teammates find as insufferable as his bloated ego. On the pitch, he enforces his will with a brutal arrogance that leaves every opposing winger shaking.