87Meindert Simon

• 178 CM
• 81 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: August 03, 2026

• EPIC
• Moirai Hater

This lightning-fast Dutch creator dominates the pitch with a silky first touch and thunderous long shots, even if his complex dribbling skills occasionally leave much to be desired. He obsessively balances a raw carrot on his forehead for five minutes before every match, a strange ritual that has his teammates shaking their heads in amusement. Despite his weakness in performing flashy tricks, his attacking intelligence ensures he is always a lethal threat.