85Sietse Kooi

• 168 CM
• 72 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: August 22, 2026

• EPIC
• ViaticalBowl787

A whirlwind of Dutch fury, he leaves defenders gasping as he zips past them with lethal agility and a visionary attacking mind. His clinical finishing is legendary, though he sometimes gets so lost in his own flashy dribbling that he forgets to release the pass. He still laughs about the time he spent an entire youth match practicing his close control against a confused park goose that refused to move.