85Pedro Bermeo

• 181 CM
• 83 KG
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• ISSUED: June 22, 2026

• EPIC
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This humble Ecuadorian marksman is a nightmare for defenders, combining lethal acceleration with an elite attacking instinct that allows him to dismantle backlines effortlessly, despite his surprisingly underwhelming shot power. He ensures his focus is razor-sharp by meticulously untying and re-tying his shoelaces exactly seven times before kickoff, a quirky ritual his teammates tolerate only because his clinical finishing saves them every match. While his blistering pace is world-class, his lack of agility often leaves him looking like a graceful predator stuck in a tight alleyway.