85Jason Coolen

• 181 CM
• 83 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: August 10, 2026

• EPIC
• jsallent_7
• POTENTIAL 86-87

This Dutch maestro dominates the midfield with balletic dribbling and tireless stamina, though he remains laughably pedestrian when accelerating into space. He insists on meticulously applying strawberry jam to his boots before every kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both baffled and annoyed by the sticky, sweet scent lingering in the dressing room. Despite his insufferable arrogance, his magical first touch ensures he remains the undisputed alpha on the pitch.