86Jean Pierre Blondeel

• 176 CM
• 75 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 03, 2026

• EPIC
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This flamboyant Belgian striker dances through defenses with supernatural flair, though he notoriously insists on wearing gold-leafed boots that weigh him down whenever he tries to jump for a header. He once famously dribbled around the entire opposition and their mascot during a heated local derby just to mock the goalkeeper’s hairstyle. While his aerial reach is tragic, his clinical finishing and magnetic touch make him a nightmare for any defender chasing his shadow.