88Joe Robert

• 173 CM
• 75 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: September 10, 2026

• EPIC
• GoldenleyCarvers

This lightning-quick Frenchman glides past defenders with the agility of a gymnast, though he notoriously forgets to bring his finishing boots to the biggest matches. He once famously sprinted circles around a bewildered cow in his youth academy's pitch to win a bet before slotting the ball into the wrong net. His friendly spirit and infectious energy make him a tactical nuisance for opponents and a beloved teammate in any dressing room.