89Ruben Zandbergen

• 181 CM
• 86 KG
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• ISSUED: June 14, 2026

• EPIC
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This Dutch midfielder combines explosive speed with intimidating physicality, dominating the pitch with a contagious arrogance despite his woeful heading ability. He demands that everyone in the dressing room stands on one leg during his pre-match speech to maintain focus, a quirk his teammates find as maddening as it is necessary. His unshakable confidence makes him a force of nature who is as effective as he is insufferable.