91Joao Figueiredo

• 179 CM
• 87 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: September 16, 2026

• LEGENDARY
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A defensive force of nature, this Portuguese wing-back combines blistering acceleration with a daunting aerial presence that dominates both flanks. Though his slide tackles remain ironically clumsy, he balances his relentless intensity by insisting on eating a single, unpeeled kiwi in the tunnel before every whistle. His teammates have grown accustomed to the spectacle, simply rolling their eyes as their superstar calmly ignores the fuzz to maintain his match-day Zen.