89Simo Saarinen

• 177 CM
• 85 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: August 14, 2026

• EPIC
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This Finnish powerhouse patrols the wing with an explosive blend of raw speed and vertical dominance, though his decision-making can occasionally crumble under sudden pressure. He obsessively eats a single frozen blueberry before every whistle, forcing teammates to awkwardly stand back as he stares intently at the locker room floor. His calm, steely presence remains a defensive nightmare once he hits the pitch.