85Kurt Swinnen

• 181 CM
• 81 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 30, 2026

• EPIC
• tirke
• POTENTIAL 87-89

This flamboyant Belgian maestro dominates the midfield with tireless lungs and surgical tackling, though he avoids aerial duels like the plague due to his lack of raw strength. To center his nerves, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his shin guards, leaving his teammates both baffled and slightly terrified before kickoff. He covers every blade of grass with effortless grace, proving that a little bit of madness is the secret weapon to his elite defensive dominance.