86Linus Thieme

• 183 CM
• 89 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: August 17, 2026

• EPIC
• CzechGOALSboy

This electrifying German fullback blends blistering pace with a bruising physical edge, turning defense into an immediate attacking transition. He insists on peeling an entire unwashed banana exactly five minutes before kickoff, leaving his bewildered teammates to nervously clear the sticky peel scraps from the dressing room floor. While his defensive intelligence and aerial dominance are peerless, his occasional hot-headed aggression proves that even an elite athlete can be his own worst enemy.