85Johnny Meyer

• 179 CM
• 78 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: August 10, 2026

• EPIC
• anonymous93-

After shattering his toe in a bizarre curling incident, this lightning-quick German marksman transformed his pain into a relentless attacking masterclass. He glides past defenders with hypnotic agility and clinical precision, though his focus occasionally wanders during tedious defensive drills. His friendly smile belies a ferocious hunger for goals, making him a nightmare for any backline.