84Anastasiia Umarova

• 190 CM
• 89 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: August 13, 2026

• RARE
• BubbleBrudda
• POTENTIAL 86-89

This unstoppable Russian striker pairs brute force with explosive speed, though her first touch remains notoriously clunky. Before every match, she insists on brushing her teeth exactly three times with bacon-flavored toothpaste, a bizarre superstition that always leaves her teammates giggling in disbelief. Once on the pitch, she channels that raw assertiveness to bury unsavable penalties and shred opposing defenses.