87Ruben Barragan

• 176 CM
• 80 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: September 13, 2026

• EPIC
• zizsuper

This electrifying Argentine winger weaponizes pure velocity to humiliate defenders, often pausing to sign autographs mid-dribble just to prove he can. While his occasional inability to stay on his feet when he overcomplicates his footwork is his lone flaw, he remains an unstoppable nightmare for keepers from any distance. He once famously bet a referee he would hit the crossbar from the halfway line before scoring, and promptly nailed the frame three times before slotting the winner home.