85Nicolas Hauser

• 189 CM
• 88 KG
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• ISSUED: June 08, 2026

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This reserved Swiss wall combines elite recovery pace and bone-crushing strength, though his reading of play can occasionally leave him exposed. He insists on meticulously ironing his left sock exactly three times before every kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both baffled and silent in the dressing room. Despite his unpredictable tactical lapses, his ferocious aerial presence makes him a terrifying force in both boxes.