87Gerhard Baumeister

• 177 CM
• 80 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: August 28, 2026

• EPIC
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This assertive German midfielder dominates the pitch with gravity-defying leaps and tireless lungs, though his heading remains a puzzling weakness. To focus before kickoff, he insists on balancing a raw egg on his forehead in the locker room, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both baffled and slightly terrified of making a mess. His ability to glide through traffic with effortless technical skill makes him the heartbeat of any squad.