89Joe Muanda

• 179 CM
• 76 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 23, 2026

• EPIC
• Wolfy_883

After shattering his ankle in a freak incident with a runaway kitchen trolley, he channeled that agony into a cocky, untouchable artistry that defines his game today. With acceleration that leaves defenders scrambling and a lethal shot, he dances through lines with arrogant ease, though his defensive effort often remains comically nonexistent. He doesn't just play the beautiful game; he demands that you bow down to his virtuosity.