80Wilhelm Haupt

• 178 CM
• 79 KG
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• ISSUED: June 17, 2026

• RARE
• MeatMissle130
• POTENTIAL 82-84

This calm German engine dominates the midfield with terrifying aerial leaps and an aggressive bite, though his heavy first touch often ruins promising build-ups. Before every match, he meticulously eats exactly three slices of lukewarm toast to feel grounded, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both confused and slightly terrified. He anchors the play with iron grit, ready to soar above defenders despite his sluggish pace.