87Ohanes Bondar

• 168 CM
• 79 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 06, 2026

• EPIC
• cedricasm

Standing at a compact 168cm, this Ukrainian speedster is a blur on the pitch, effortlessly dancing past defenders with elite pace and magical feet despite his erratic, unreliable decision-making. Before every whistle, he insists on meticulously lining up three sprigs of grass in perfect triangles behind his goal, leaving teammates both baffled and slightly terrified of his obsessive ritual. While his technical flair is sublime, his shaky composure in final-third planning keeps everyone on their toes.