86Gerry Wit

• 183 CM
• 86 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 04, 2026

• EPIC
• cumicii

This Dutch defensive engine patrols the midfield with electric pace and gravity-defying leaps, though his occasional lapses in reading the play keep his teammates on high alert. Before every whistle, he insists on balancing a single unpeeled banana on his forehead to find his flow, leaving the squad baffled as they dodge falling fruit during warmups. His relentless defensive coverage remains world-class, even if his pre-game rituals are entirely nonsensical.