85Vanina Bermudez

• 180 CM
• 80 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 26, 2026

• EPIC
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This Argentine playmaker glides past defenders with an electric burst of speed and a first touch so sublime it makes the ball seem magnetized to her boots. She remains hilariously convinced she can outrun a galloping horse, a delusion that started when she actually tried to race a stallion at a local ranch and nearly sprinted off the property. While her movement is sheer poetry, opponents quickly learn to exploit her laughable long-range shooting that barely threatens the corner flag.