85Patrick Burri

• 189 CM
• 87 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 19, 2026

• EPIC
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This Swiss center-back combines blistering pace with indomitable strength, even if his aggression occasionally leads to rash decision-making. To stay focused, he insists on whispering funny jokes to his boots before kickoff, leaving his bewildered teammates struggling to contain their laughter. He is a friendly soul off the pitch who transforms into an impassable, soaring giant once the match begins.