83Joakim Hansen

• 188 CM
• 79 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 09, 2026

• RARE
• Sunday

This friendly Danish keeper defies gravity with cat-like reflexes that make him seem impossible to beat, though his questionable positioning often leaves him frantically chasing loose balls. He once accidentally performed a flying save to stop a rogue ball hit by a mascot while distracted by a fan’s sandwich in the stands. While he is an absolute wall between the posts, his disorganized command of the area keeps both his defenders and the fans on the edge of their seats.