81Alejandro Vidinha

• 188 CM
• 85 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 21, 2026

• RARE
• James3303w

After shattering his humerus while arm-wrestling a mascot, this cocky Portuguese marksman returned with a vengeance, turning his explosive dribbling and thunderous strike into pure theater. He effortlessly dances past defenders to bury screamers, though he remains annoyingly nonchalant whenever his first touch goes astray. His arrogance is only rivaled by his talent, proving that while he might be terrible at positioning, he is lethal enough to silence any stadium.